Too bad only one of them is human!
Petra Nemcova was on hand recently at the world famous Majestic Hotel in Hollywood, California. She wasn't there just racking up room service bills and flirting with bellboys. She was there to present the brand new 2710p Tablet PC from HP.
She really knows how to, um, hold a laptop. That really, um, gets my battery charged. I wouldn't mind sitting her on my lap at a coffee shop if you catch my drift.
Wait, that last one made me feel dirty. I think I have an, um, computer virus now.
Ok I'll stop. Here are some photos of those two hot models.
Yes you can!
Here are some photos of Petra wandering the beautiful boulevards of Cannes, France during the recent film festival. No word on what she thought of the new Indiana Jones movie.
I don't usually make a habit out of covering the infamous nipple slip, but other people are talking about it so here it is. Petra attended a movie premiere recently and her dress didn't exactly do a stellar job of making her decent. I don't know what she was thinking. Petra! Is this James Blunt's fault?! Are we going to have to stage an intervention? Are you going to have to go to Nipple showers anonymous?! Sigh.
Well here is a photo. Don't worry. The slip is still semi-safe for work. I'm sure with some googling you can find some that are not safe for work though. Perverts.
Petra has ditched the heady world of modeling for the, um, headier world of investment banking! She now smokes cigars that cost more than the GNP of small countries and hangs out with Gordon Gecko while making shady backroom deals.
Ok, not really. But she did recently attend a Cipriani event that was held on that r-ode to capitalism, wall street. Want proof?! Here it is nonbelievers.
Jimmy Kimmel is a perfect gentleman in this clip I found on Petra's official Myspace blog. You gotta love how Petra plays the whole "I'm a model therefore I'm dumb" card even though she speaks three languages and is an amazing businesswoman. As an American, I should be dumb enough to fall for that, but I can barely speak one language and I never even learned how to balance my checkbook. So the question remains, how come I'm not a model?
Also, what is this "sexy gift" she keeps alluding to. My vote is for an Adam Carolla blowup doll. What do you guys think?
Check this new ad Petra appears in for Dell laptops. It is kind of classy, although I am not 100 percent sold on that being Petra's bosum. I'd know that chest anywhere! It is her voice though, and I let it lull me to sleep last night. Hey, I never said I was balanced.